Joesph "Lazarus" Konee, TheOnlyLazarus, or TheOnlyLazuras, is the punching-bag of the commentary community. Everyone calls him black, but has no idea why. If you don't know why Lazarus is called black, or who started it, yet you still use the joke, You Mad Pussy.
- William Meager "Boss" Tweed
He's really gunning for him and he's shaken like a mango smoothie! So let's get cut to the chase!
- The Narrator from "Nightmare Next Door"
He elso starred in the popular movie "Django Unchained" where he killed a bunch of white people to 2Pac.