A long time ago, a young boy in France was having a crappy day. He waled into a forest telling himslef how he cared for one one. Then, a Raccoon that looked like he was from the wild west, shouted "Indifference fallacy". This caused the kid to violently pull down his pants and watch a BlisteredBlood video. 

The moral of the story is never write just to be random, otherwise imma give you a wet willy.

- Lazarus